Rock of Ages Movie Review

I actually don’t want to brag or anything, but my high school and college or university years were spent in a time period known as” the 80’s”, where AquaNet and mullets were plentiful, and the history music by bands like Journey, Guns N Tulips, and my personal favorite, Def Leppard, was not merely great, it was WORLD FAMOUS. Imagine then how my little “hair metal” supporting heart skipped a whip when I saw the previews for ‘Rock of Ages’! 123movies

THE GOOD: Centered on a Broadway musical technology and set on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, ‘Rock of Ages’ is the tale of two young ordinary star wannabees: Sherrie (Julianne Hough) and Drew (Diego Boneta), who fall in and out of love at the infamous and practically broke Bourbon Space, the place that provided Rock God Stacee Jaxx (played by Tom Cruise) his start. As administrator of the Bourbon Place, Dennis (Alec Baldwin) desires that an appearance by Stacee Jaxx will change things around. And to add a villain to the mix, we have the Mayor’s uptight and pious wife, Patricia (played by Catherine Zeta-Jones) who vows to clean up up the Strip and destroy any and all fun that happens there. 

The plan isn’t deep and challenging by any means, and it’s really important to grasp the fact that because this is a musical, the complete production has a really pathetic feeling to it that you have to be completely willing to take hold of. Also, it probably helps enormously as a huge enthusiast of 80’s music—otherwise discover a good chance you will hate it from the get go. To me, I was ready to enjoy both corniness AND the music, and then for the first 25 minutes or so, I DO. I was absolutely having a blast, despite being subjected to seeing Ben Cruise’s bare backside in an opening scene-which My spouse and i realize for some could be the highlight of their Weekend night.

But then things went downhill at an astonishing rate.

UNHEALTHY: Consequently, here’s where the movie lost its appeal to me: given that the subject matter dealt specifically with the life of the heavy metal rock god, 2 weeks. no-brainer that “groupie activity” will be alluded to, and possibly even portrayed for some degree—-but when you take off of a PG-13 movie feeling like there isn’t enough hands sanitizer on this globe to wash out your eyes, perhaps it’s time for Hollywood to reevaluate its rating system. We will not relive the horror of computer by showing details along, but be sufficient it to say that I am a 43 year old woman with 20 years of relationship to my name, and there were occasions in this film that still helped me want to crawl under my couch. Innuendo is one thing, but detailed activity gone above and beyond what I was prepared for, given the rating. Certainly, rock stars have A LOT of—-uh, FANS. All of us get it. We now understand SPECIFICALLY how they spend their free time. Thank you, and ewwww.

How this movie twisted up with a “less than R” rating completely boggles your brain. Clearly the MPAA should reconsider their criteria. Of course, if I haven’t been clear, this movie is CERTAINLY NOT okay for kids—and by kids, I mean anyone you wouldn’t want to describe the dangers of social diseases to.

THE UGLY: Should you have read this far, and have considered to yourself “This female is actually uptight/that kind of stuff doesn’t trouble me/I’d appreciate to see Tom Cruise’s rear end”, I won’t judge you. But be aware that beyond the previously mentioned “ick factor” addititionally there is another subject to cope with—-and that would be Russell Brand’s wig.

At least, I actually THINK it was a wig.

Oh Please. Permit it be a hair comb.

In case the film had just been nothing but a cheesy 80’s rock musical technology, it would have recently been a fun and sentimental trip back in time to my youth. My spouse and i will admit to sense almost euphoric when there was a musical amount, with some clear exclusions. And again, I have always been forced to praise Ben Cruise for another fantastic performance—no matter how much I might want to beat my head against a wall when I actually hear his name, there isn’t a denying that he is talent personified. If anyone can play a crazy egomaniac, Tom is your man, and he is in fact, a great vocalist as well.