Thailand Beach Massage

The Thai beach massage can be extremely popular. From the seashores of Phuket to Samui to Pattaya, you will find these places every couple of hundred meters along the beach. In the more built up resorts where hotels have beach fronts such as Chaweng and Lamai in Samui, the beach rub signs may be only 20 or 30 meters apart as they compete for trade. Plage thailande

All beach massages are disturbingly similar, they consist of a bamboo shelter to keep off the sun, some mattresses to lie in and normally between 3 and 5 middle-aged girls all wearing the same colour polo shirts, orange pink and orange appearing to be to be the likes. 

Let me put my hand up now and confess that I do not see the point in Thai beach massage therapy, the only thing that I will see they have that is preferable to a streets massage shop is that you do not have to move far to get massaged, however this small advantage is outweighed significantly in my judgment by:

A) You already have gunky sun color oil for you

B) You are probably covered in sand

C) You are probably covered in sodium

D) The massage is outdoors therefore you will continue to sweat

E) Almost all the beach is seeing you

F) The girls have been sat outside the house in the sun all day!!!!

G) The beds contain elements of A, B, C and M

All of the above in my view are exactly the opposite of the things i require in a massage, I like to be properly bathed, not be sweating because I am in an air conditioned environment, have some privacy so that I can snore in peace, have girls that smell of Tiger Cream rather than sweat and have the use of a freshly laundered hand towel and a spotlessly clean mattress cover. None of which are available with a Thailand beach massage therapy.

However, as I said this is merely my judgment and if you are sat on a Thailänder beach you will see that an awful great deal of men and women disagree with myself. The only time that I do use the beach massage girls is if they are mounted on the hotel that I actually is staying in and I see them every day on the way to outdoor, I may then invite them again for a late morning session in my room, particularly if I have got a tad too much sun. By letting g them loose in the Aloe Vera and laying in a cool room the sunburn can be dealt with whilst at the same time maybe having a gentle doze. I am more likely though to get bathed and make my way across the road to a typical massage shop and take my Aloe Sentira with me as there is always the hazard that problem F will rear its ugly brain if you have the beach massage girl do you in the later afternoon.

Thailand beach massage therapy cost. Amazingly you can expect to pay more for having the massage therapy on the beach, prices tend to be set in place by the management of the hotel as the beach massage desire a basic, they cannot just set in place up tent on the key beach, the hotel of course take their lower as well. An average price for traditional rub is 300 to 4 hundred baht per hour on the beach, add another 100 baht if you wanted oil massage. Not really my cup of tea thanks!